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bullet farts
Normal Tactics Normal
51% Possession 49%
52% Play in the half 48%
10 Shots 8
1 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
0 Offsides 0
17.4 average mark 17.3
poor Shooting hopeless
poor Passing unsatisfactory
unsatisfactory Defending poor


5 minute.
Thomson takes over possession. Jacobs approaches the ball. Thomson approaches the ball. Jacobs approaches the ball. Jacobs shoots. Hawkey tries to get hold of the ball but it slips out of his hands.

6 minute.
Joyce makes a one-touch pass. Tomes takes over possession. Elrick tripped the opponent on purpose. Elrick is penalized with a red card for a mindless foul.

12 minute.
Howell approaches the ball. Howell centers. Gibbs ineptly catches the ball. Woodhams just manages to reach the ball first. Woodhams has a fantastic effort at goal.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
bullet - farts 1:0

45 minute.
Goal kick. Hawkey kicks the ball away from the goal. Pollock plays the ball off with his head. the ball bounces off Jacobs`s chest. Jacobs shoots. Hawkey miraculously changed the ball`s trajectory.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!! It`s a close game - a draw!
bullet - farts 1:1

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: bullet 49%, farts 51%.
None of the teams have managed to break the deadlock - the game remains closely poised!
bullet - farts 1:1

50 minute.
Jacobs approaches the ball. Jacobs passes, it`s a high ball. Allinson approaches the ball. Caucaunibuca approaches the ball. Caucaunibuca centers. Hawkey tries to get hold of the ball but it slips out of his hands.

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: bullet 55%, farts 45%.
None of the teams have managed to break the deadlock - the game remains closely poised!
bullet - farts 1:1