Manchester United AFC		Herp Derps
Normal	Tactics	Normal
51%	Possession	49%
45%	Play in the half	55%
13	Shots	6
1	Fouls	1
1	Yellow cards	0
0	Red cards	0
0	Offsides	1
17.5	average mark	14.8
weak	Shooting	poor
poor	Passing	unsatisfactory
poor	Defending	hopeless

14 minute.
Atkinson plays the ball off with his head. Saunders takes over possession. Filer takes over possession. Saunders cleverly intercepts the pass. Saunders has a fantastic effort at goal. Bowen palms the ball away with the tips of his fingers.

16 minute.
Crow lobs the ball high into the air. Atkinson takes over possession. Filer plays the ball through. McCullum takes over possession. McCullum passes, it`s a high ball. Bowen palms the ball away with the tips of his fingers.

31 minute.
Vanat plays the ball off with his head. The ball is kicked out of play. Martin throws the ball in. Edge just manages to reach the ball first. Edge passes, it`s a high ball.
Missed by few inches.

35 minute.
Filer makes an instep pass. Edge approaches the ball. Edge makes an instep pass. Darkes just manages to reach the ball first. Darkes has a fantastic effort at goal.
It was close.

37 minute.
Atkinson lobs the ball high into the air. Saunders approaches the ball. Crow brutally fouls the opponent. Crow is cautioned.

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Manchester United AFC 43%, Herp Derps 57%.
None of the teams have managed to break the deadlock - the game remains closely poised!
Manchester United AFC - Herp Derps 0:0

52 minute.
Langer takes over possession. Falloon wins the ball from behind. Falloon attempts to pass. Edge has problems with catching the ball. Edge shoots. The ball hits the post. Aiken tries to get hold of the ball but it slips out of his hands.

65 minute.
Tickle just manages to reach the ball first. Filer wins the ball from behind. Filer attempts to pass. Darkes just manages to reach the ball first. Darkes takes a swing and hits it...
Missed by few inches.

77 minute.
McCullum just manages to reach the ball first. McCullum makes an instep pass. Saunders approaches the ball. Saunders has a fantastic effort at goal. Bowen hopelessly throws himself behind the ball.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Manchester United AFC - Herp Derps 0:1

87 minute.
Langer attempts to pass. Saunders just manages to reach the ball first. Saunders passes the ball on the spur of the moment. Atkinson takes over possession. Atkinson passes the ball on the spur of the moment.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Manchester United AFC - Herp Derps 0:2

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Manchester United AFC 46%, Herp Derps 54%.
Manchester United AFC - Herp Derps 0:2