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Celtic Cows Horrible Hammers
Normal Tactics Normal
46% Possession 54%
60% Play in the half 40%
4 Shots 10
3 Fouls 3
2 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 0
1 Offsides 0
16.8 average mark 19.5
weak Shooting hopeless
unsatisfactory Passing poor
unsatisfactory Defending poor


3 minute.
Stewart makes a sublime pass. Whitmore approaches the ball. Whittaker fouls. Whittaker is cautioned. Whitmore is being dressed by the doctor, he gets up, limping. Littlejohn is likely to centre the ball towards the box, he takes a short run-up. Ferguson attempts to pass. Stewart tries to claim a difficult ball. Ralph just manages to reach the ball first. Ralph shoots. The ball hits the post.
Missed by few inches.

12 minute.
Neil centers. Here comes Kelly, having a little trouble catching the ball. Kelly plays the ball through. Chin-Sue approaches the ball. Chin-Sue has a fantastic effort at goal.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Celtic Cows - Horrible Hammers 0:1

17 minute.
Stewart attempts to pass. Whittaker approaches the ball. Whitmore fouls. Whitmore is cautioned.

32 minute.
Here comes Stewart, having a little trouble catching the ball. Daley wins the ball from behind. Daley plays the ball through. Chin-Sue just manages to reach the ball first. Chin-Sue takes a swing and hits it...
Missed by few inches.

40 minute.
Whitmore approaches the ball. Kelly cleverly intercepts the pass. The referee whistles for a foul Littlejohn is guilty of misconduct. Littlejohn is cautioned.

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Celtic Cows 63%, Horrible Hammers 37%.
Celtic Cows - Horrible Hammers 0:1

54 minute.
Chin-Sue lobs the ball high into the air. Ralph just manages to reach the ball first. The referee whistles for a foul Stewart is guilty of misconduct. Stewart is cautioned.

56 minute.
Chin-Sue makes a one-touch pass. Campbell-Ryce just manages to reach the ball first. Butler fouls. Campbell-Ryce was hurt. He`s crying with pain! Daley takes a quick free-kick.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Celtic Cows - Horrible Hammers 0:2

59 minute.
Stewart centers. The ball is kicked out of play. Ralph, swiftly takes the throw-in. McDonald takes over possession. McDonald shoots. The ball hits the bar. The keeper makes a terrible mistake, losing an easy ball.

73 minute.
Littlejohn makes an instep pass. McDonald approaches the ball. Daley fouls. Daley is cautioned.

78 minute.
Neil just manages to reach the ball first. Neil makes an instep pass. Butler ineptly catches the ball. Neil wins the ball from behind. Neil passes, it`s a high ball. The keeper drops the ball. Butter-fingers!

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Celtic Cows 57%, Horrible Hammers 43%.
Celtic Cows - Horrible Hammers 0:2