Subject: »Funny Things

In political science it is called "rational theory". ;P

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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.”

I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”

He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?”

He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What franchise?”

He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
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LOL

https://9gag.com/gag/aGzGVdG

I should show this video to my son.

Or you can steal the door of the microwave oven? :-p

LOL

Perfect timing to show your son this vid: Show it when he asks you for money, or sth else and just smile. :-p

Hehehe, that's the plan. "Why didn't you tidy up your room? Watch this!"

"Hey son, look at this...now go bring me a beer"

This does not belong to funny, but i was thinking about it. If the kid would be "smart", he could just say "No". Today the parents cannot do much. Kids have too many rights. I am not saying its bad, but it leaves the parents with limited possibilities of punishment.

" Today the parents cannot do much."

Really?
Here is how Collunder treats his younger boy:


;P

Daaaaaaamn