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Subject: Jokes
Where do you get all those sick good jokes? ;-)
What do you do if your mother-in-law is knocking on the window.
Open the door of the washing machine.
Open the door of the washing machine.
Lots of friends with a sick sense of humour :)
niceeee. Post more sick humour, it's my favourite ^^
what did cinderella do when she got 2 the ball......................she gagged a wee bit
just got home 2 find all the doors an windows open an everythin gone.......
wot kind of sick bastard does that 2 sum1s advent calander
wot kind of sick bastard does that 2 sum1s advent calander
sex tip of the day, dont use lemon flavoured condoms, they make u cum in a jiffy
why did Cinderella died?
because at 00:00 the tampax converted into a Trunk of tree
because at 00:00 the tampax converted into a Trunk of tree
what do you do when your mother in law is swaying back and forth around the garden?
Shoot again
Shoot again
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
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nothing she's been told twice already
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nothing she's been told twice already
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SANTA CLAUS:
1. he wears red
2. is good at breaking into houses
3. has loads of electrical goods nobody can trace
4. drives an unlicenced vehicle
5. only works 1 day a year
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lapland my arse, he is from liverpool!
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1. he wears red
2. is good at breaking into houses
3. has loads of electrical goods nobody can trace
4. drives an unlicenced vehicle
5. only works 1 day a year
.....
lapland my arse, he is from liverpool!
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