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Subject: Jokes

2005-11-01 11:20:12
"It's with russian and chinese guy ;) "

& it's one of the best jokes I have ever heard :)
2005-11-01 13:00:52
Yea...but its sais A Nihuijja but I don't know how to translate it...
I know it whit bunny and wolf
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2005-11-01 13:41:12
I know that there was "hiinlane käi pe***", but it's about same.
2005-11-01 15:01:48
I agree with you that this joke is one of the best actually :)

But I think it was: "hiinlane käi vi***!" ;)
2005-11-04 21:31:06
i heard that 1st one as a blond joke, but i like it even better as a bush joke...
2005-11-04 21:55:32
Why does blonde always drive with BMW ? Because it is the easiest to spell.

But why not KIA, it has 3 letters too ?
Because their mobile phone says "No Kia !"
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2005-11-10 23:21:17
SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUY

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute, small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says:
...... "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
2005-11-10 23:50:49
A man goes to the tabacco shop and buys a cigarrete box. He looks the box and reads the warming: Smoke makes you impotent.
- Oh f***!! salesman, salesman!!! Can I have a box that causes cancer instead???!



PD. This joke is good when on telled in catalonia, but i don't know if it's also good around europe coz I don't know if in all countrues there are big warmings in the cigarrettes boxes.
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2005-11-11 00:02:14
In Estonia there is a sign on every cigarette pack which says "Suitsetamine kahjustab tervist" in english "Smoking damages health"
2005-11-11 00:12:17
Yup, I think it's mandatory in all the EU states now?
2005-11-11 00:28:48
It has been in Estonia long time before EU imo..
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2005-11-11 04:34:45
In Argentina, that warning comes from way back in time, i thought that was an international regulation.
2005-11-11 11:35:40
You are right....
But imo, so what if it damages my health....
I have never sayd that I want to die fully healthy ;)
2005-11-11 13:19:42
that's everybodys free will... nobody forbids you to smoke either nobody suggests to smoke it.. it comes down to your decision....
2005-11-11 13:41:25
In Argentina there have always been a message on the side of the box, but in Europe they now have this.
2005-11-11 13:43:22
that is old. In Germany we have it since maybe 3 years or so