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Subject: Jokes

2010-12-19 01:19:51

My Dad is a motherf*cker.
2010-12-19 01:21:50
That last one made me laugh
2010-12-19 02:03:23
I don't know why David Cameron is so set on raising student fees; the last thing he tried to raise died at age six.

Not funny man...there are things that one should not make jokes of...
2010-12-19 03:50:52
Why didnt Steven Seagal perform in Titanic?

Because he would have saved them all.
2010-12-19 13:49:55
It's funny, a bit sick ofc, but it's funny, even though you don't like it.
2010-12-19 14:12:51
i hate david cameron, but it is going a bit too far...
2010-12-19 22:42:29
One can joke about anything - doesn't mean everyone will laugh though.

I think the Cameron joke is a bit wrong though because the last thing he raised is still alive, so perhaps it would have been better if it were "the first thing he tried to raise..."
2010-12-20 04:49:38
jokes are supossed to make u at least smile.... this one didnt even come close to it... and i love black/dirty jokes, but this is not a joke....
2010-12-20 15:15:15
i laughed.
stop complaining if someone elses humour isnt your cup of liquidised dead baby
2010-12-20 16:46:58
But just because you didn't find it funny it doesn't mean it's not a joke. There's loads of jokes that don't make me laugh but they're still jokes.
2010-12-20 16:58:57
i don`t get it :|
2010-12-20 17:01:38
His son died at the age of six, so it wasnt funny or whatever.
2010-12-20 17:04:13
yep...ain`t funny
2010-12-20 17:48:56
Doesn't matter.
2010-12-20 19:47:41
doesn't matter, its a funny joke, a bit sick but nice(imho) ^^
(edited)
2010-12-23 00:52:04
A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, the...y are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes --- dead from the root up --- and the balls are just for decoration."