Jokes - Sokker Manager 3D: football manager game online

2010-12-30 20:33:55

gorogoro [del] to Auldreekie1874 [del]

old one, but still good :D

2011-01-02 18:53:30

Auldreekie1874 [del] to gorogoro [del]

A World renowned Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is
to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.

Personally I think its bollocks!!

2011-01-02 21:09:51

foolsgold [del] to Auldreekie1874 [del]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow,
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
Three, I like how money feels in my hand and
Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

2011-01-02 21:44:02

MontyBurns [del] to Auldreekie1874 [del]

Reminds me of this one:

What do women need to put behind their ears to attract men?

- Their feet.

2011-01-02 22:02:40

Lostprophets [del] to MontyBurns [del]

My team. Ho ho ho.

:(

2011-01-02 22:47:51

mattius [del] to Lostprophets [del]

dont worry, 2 more wins and 1 or 2 lucky draws and you will be safe from relegation :)

2011-01-03 03:09:54

kasa [del] to mattius [del]

paul and paulie r 2 idiots of the same school:

paul: hey mate, you know about the joke of 'no' and 'me neither'
paulie: no...
paul: me neither... xD.... you got it?¡..
paulie:no...
paul: me neither...

:S

LMFAO...

2011-01-03 03:10:28

Morsey [del] to kasa [del]

LMFAO...

seriously dude :/

2011-01-03 15:42:43

mattius [del] to kasa [del]

:( bad

2011-01-03 20:45:01

rhysyboy [del] to mattius [del]

I've just shot myself in the head reading that

2011-01-04 21:22:59

Ice-T [del] to rhysyboy [del]

i guess you're a zombie now :)

2011-01-04 21:27:38

Royal Flush to Ice-T [del]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

2011-01-04 23:07:51

rhysyboy [del] to Royal Flush

xD

2011-01-05 01:04:01

markoe123 [del] to kasa [del]

Facepalm..

2011-01-05 01:16:47

mattius [del] to markoe123 [del]

2011-01-08 16:52:37

tibootje2000 to mattius [del]

Daughter:Hey Mom im going to my room with my boyfirend.

Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !

.*Gf and Bf go into room *.

Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!

.*Mom runs into daughters room*.

Mom:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?

Daughter:Mom were having sex. GET OUT !

Mom:Oh Thank God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber

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