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Subject: Jokes

2011-01-08 16:52:37
Daughter:Hey Mom im going to my room with my boyfirend.

Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !

.*Gf and Bf go into room *.

Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!

.*Mom runs into daughters room*.

Mom:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?

Daughter:Mom were having sex. GET OUT !

Mom:Oh Thank God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber
2011-01-08 16:53:37
:D
great!
2011-01-09 14:21:45
lol
2011-01-10 01:19:25
xD... nice
2011-01-10 17:27:22
"How depressing, it's so cold and grey," said the wife.

"Well, it is January," I replied... then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.
2011-01-11 15:37:41
The next line was:

"Make me a steak woman!" ?

;)
2011-01-12 18:25:40
-Why did the Maths teacher commit suicide?

-Because he had a lot of problems!


bad joke, I know :(
(edited)
2011-01-12 18:30:41
2011-01-13 10:37:33
I laughed :)
2011-01-15 20:52:17
Santa Claus: "I'm sick of putting on this red suit every year and not getting anything in return!"

Elf: "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels"
(edited)
2011-01-15 20:56:30
nice one :D
2011-01-17 14:03:47
Watched the Golden Globe Awards, and the final words of Ricky Gervais were quite funny:

Thank you God for making me an atheist :)
2011-01-17 17:42:36
ive got one which is a bit racist... i came up with it myself... it might exist but ive never seen it.... anyway, its not offensive, just a fact of physics... i hope i wont get a ban [:

so here it is...


why black people are black?
because even sun refuses to shine on them...
2011-01-17 17:44:48
good one :)
2011-01-17 17:46:10
I dont get it.
2011-01-17 17:47:40
without sun everything 'is' black

the joke implies that even sun doesn't like black people and doesn't want to 'be on them', and that's why they are black