Subject: Jokes

keep em coming! :)

A joke in spanish:

Llaman por telefono a Pinocho a las 3 am y le dicen:
-Pinocho esta Yepeto
Y el contesta:
-No etoy Yomido pero ya me yepetaste

XD

BOOOOO! write in english!!!

Hah, good one!

What?

the only part of that which i understood was the start and

XD

jajaja .... no creo que funcione en otro idioma

Never say you're not part of God, because the Bible says: "Mias are beasts and animals of the field"

XD!!!

For all those who don't speak spanish, I will attempt to translate using no translator.

Llaman por telefono a Pinocho a las 3 am y le dicen:
-Pinocho esta Yepeto
Y el contesta:
-No etoy Yomido pero ya me yepetaste

A llama phones Pinocchio at 3AM and says:
-Pinocchio, is Geppeto there?
Pinocchio replies:
-No, and you owe me a yepetaste.

I think it's actually pretty accurate until the last line :P
(edited)

It wasnt even close but nice attempt xP

Even in spanish i couldn't understand it.

just a weak joke, nothing more ^^

Something on Valentine´s Day:

Chocolate - 5 $
Flowers - 12 $
Candle Light Dinner - 72 $
Hotel Room - 145 $
Condoms - 7 $
The look on his face, when she tells him she´s on period - Priceless

Excellent translation - brought new meaning to the joke! :-D

1. What´s the first thing a women made after she park his car??? She walk to the sidewalk!!!

2. How do you fix a wash machine??? You get him for his hair and give her two punchs!!!

3. What´s doing a neuron in a woman´s brain??? Boring!!! And two??? That´s impossible!!!

:D

WTF?!

my thoughts exactly