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Subject: Jokes

2011-02-10 22:50:33
keep em coming! :)
2011-02-11 21:03:39
A joke in spanish:

Llaman por telefono a Pinocho a las 3 am y le dicen:
-Pinocho esta Yepeto
Y el contesta:
-No etoy Yomido pero ya me yepetaste

XD

2011-02-11 21:07:23
BOOOOO! write in english!!!
2011-02-11 23:29:44
Hah, good one!

What?
2011-02-11 23:42:43
the only part of that which i understood was the start and

XD

2011-02-11 23:52:02
jajaja .... no creo que funcione en otro idioma
2011-02-12 01:35:40
Never say you're not part of God, because the Bible says: "Mias are beasts and animals of the field"

XD!!!

2011-02-12 02:46:04
For all those who don't speak spanish, I will attempt to translate using no translator.

Llaman por telefono a Pinocho a las 3 am y le dicen:
-Pinocho esta Yepeto
Y el contesta:
-No etoy Yomido pero ya me yepetaste

A llama phones Pinocchio at 3AM and says:
-Pinocchio, is Geppeto there?
Pinocchio replies:
-No, and you owe me a yepetaste.

I think it's actually pretty accurate until the last line :P
(edited)
2011-02-12 03:25:17
It wasnt even close but nice attempt xP
2011-02-12 06:22:20
Even in spanish i couldn't understand it.
2011-02-12 06:23:40
just a weak joke, nothing more ^^
2011-02-14 08:11:53
Something on Valentine´s Day:

Chocolate - 5 $
Flowers - 12 $
Candle Light Dinner - 72 $
Hotel Room - 145 $
Condoms - 7 $
The look on his face, when she tells him she´s on period - Priceless
2011-02-14 10:12:18
Excellent translation - brought new meaning to the joke! :-D
2011-02-16 17:23:59
1. What´s the first thing a women made after she park his car??? She walk to the sidewalk!!!

2. How do you fix a wash machine??? You get him for his hair and give her two punchs!!!

3. What´s doing a neuron in a woman´s brain??? Boring!!! And two??? That´s impossible!!!

:D
2011-02-16 18:15:15
WTF?!
2011-02-16 18:49:46
my thoughts exactly