Subject: Jokes

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why will no one play seek and hide with police















no one won find the police ;-)

Weird. We normally first hide and then seek.

If everyone seeks and no-one hides it sounds a bit boring to be honest...

Less efficient for sure. Or more?

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test
on the Medicare System, a friend of mine decided to have his next test
carried out in Thailand.
There the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
as usual he was asked to strip off, and lay naked on his side on the bed.
The nurse began the examination. "At this stage of the procedure
it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"Not you, me" replied the nurse.

lol nice

Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ?
Mom : No !
Kid : Can I wear lipstick?
Mom : No !
Kid : Can I wear high heels ?
Mom : No !
Kid : But mom! I'm 16 years old !
Mom : I know Justin , I know ...

we dont need to know your secrets

My name isn't Justin, you stupid.

No, he's Dumb. Cant you see that?

No he can't see that, he doesn't have eyes like a Hawk.

...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"

:))

A woman enters a pharmacy and she asks: Do you have large condoms. Yes, replied the clerk, - They are right here. Do you need some? No - replied the woman, but would you mind if I sit here for a while to see who buys them?

;D