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Subject: Jokes

2011-04-16 21:17:10
FIFA 12 is rumoured to have a new difficulty level, entitled "Torres mode", where it is virtually impossible to score.
2011-04-16 22:32:32
very bad
So true.
I was walking through the park today and saw a beautiful young lady. There was a spark between us and she dropped to her knees immediately before me. As I made passionate love to her I thought to myself "these taser guns are amazing value for money".
2011-04-18 14:52:32
nice one :)
2011-04-18 16:13:44
Not funny and sick. I wish you a ban.
2011-04-18 16:15:14
LoL

not sick, and a bit funny. I wish him no ban :D
2011-04-18 18:30:54
Can't be fun to go through life without a sense of humour. I feel sorry for you.
2011-04-18 19:03:28
He is an accountant ;)
2011-04-18 19:04:02
who is not?
2011-04-18 19:05:34
I'm not an accountant :P
2011-04-18 20:01:40
2011-04-19 10:43:45
You don't know the first thing about humour. Most of the jokes here are really funny. Your joke is so sick that it stops right there.
You can make a good sketch out of a good joke. Imagine a short film with your joke as a scenario. Would anyone say that film is funny or simply sick as it truly is?
(edited)
2011-04-19 10:45:32
who is not?

The bankrupt and those on the way there. ;)
2011-04-19 11:23:15
Your joke is so sick that it stops right there.

LoL this joke is definitely NOT SICK. I guess your sense of humor is outdated...
2011-04-19 11:34:54
Common sense and good taste don't have a time stamp. That is why all perversions remain contemporary and only truly good things can become classic.

I repeat my question which you will surely ignore again: how would you film this joke and keep the
"funny" part?