Subject: Jokes

Hahahahaha

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home.

A blonde walks to her mailbox-- no mail.
Comes out again-- no mail.
Neighbor says-- What's wrong.
Blonde-- My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

Sergio Ramos the Real Madrid player who dropped the cup off the bus said he wants to join Arsenal.
To make sure he never does it again.

:))

Hey! I'm sure Arsenal will win some prices ... but not this year :p

prices? you mean bargains? yup, they can go shoe shopping, maybe that's what they're good at..:p

depends on whether they are loosers or losers ;)

I bet they can find some nice baggy trousers out there in London. Should be pretty loose :p

oh you bastards.

sergio ramos arrives to a food store:

-an ice-cream please

-flavour'

-i dont mind, im gonna drop it down

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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:D

LOL

:D

we don't use x though :P

Brilliant :D