Subject: Jokes

This is not a joke, this is reality!:P

As long that he doesn't suck me, I couldn't care ;)

Two dyslexic guys talking one says "can you smell gas?" the other replies "I can't even smell my name"

lol

2 DRUMS AND A CYMBAL FALL OFF A CLIFF

*boom boom tish*

Dry :-)

A man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant.


"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."


She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."


The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."

Did anyone hear the the one about the two binmen?

Ah, don't worry. It was rubbish.

:)

3 Chinese Brothers(Bu, Chu and Fu) want to immigrate to america so they change their names to sound more american. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu gets sent back to China.

LoL

f..... took me like 1 minute to finally get it [:

you name says it all:)

In my city, theres a family with surname f.... When they go to another countryies, nobody believes this is their real surname.

HALF of country hit by Giant ash/dust cloud.
Arsenal apologize for opening their trophy cabinet.

:D
there were some bad german ones on that topic also...>>

I liked that one too:P


When Ryan Giggs' wife divorces him and gets half of everything, she'll have 6 more Premier League medals than Steven Gerrard

:')