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Subject: Jokes
I'm looking at your house now, do you have night locks?
if you run naked around a tree at 87 km/h there is a possibility to fuck youreself!!
just came up with this.. rate.
"We had sex last night... Man, I gotta says shes really cold... Just out of the icetruck..."
"We had sex last night... Man, I gotta says shes really cold... Just out of the icetruck..."
Never argue with an idiot.
Brings you to his level and beat you with experience!
Brings you to his level and beat you with experience!
-Do you speak English?
-Yes.
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Three to five times on the week
-No, No..... I mean male or female.
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!!!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!!!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Dear runs too fast!
-Yes.
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Three to five times on the week
-No, No..... I mean male or female.
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!!!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!!!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Dear runs too fast!
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop & asked, "How long before iI can get a haircut ?"
Barber looked around the shop full of customers & said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. Barber turned to his friend & said, Bob, do me a favor, follow him & see where he goes.
Hes come in every day this week asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
Little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
Barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes & said your House !
Barber looked around the shop full of customers & said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. Barber turned to his friend & said, Bob, do me a favor, follow him & see where he goes.
Hes come in every day this week asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
Little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
Barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes & said your House !
its funnier if your danish..... and yes omg, islamic world overreacted
The Jewish Tie Salesman
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked,
"Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied,
"I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted hysterically,
"Idiot infidel! I do not need such an over-priced, western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh! Allah curse you and your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me OR that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice cold water you need... Go in peace."
Cursing him, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped,
"They won't let me in without a tie!
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked,
"Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied,
"I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted hysterically,
"Idiot infidel! I do not need such an over-priced, western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh! Allah curse you and your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me OR that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice cold water you need... Go in peace."
Cursing him, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped,
"They won't let me in without a tie!
inception
EDIT:lol.im getting pms about this XD
its not that good but it is funny. i was trying to do something else and realised what i had created :D
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EDIT:lol.im getting pms about this XD
its not that good but it is funny. i was trying to do something else and realised what i had created :D
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