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Subject: Jokes
In the middle of some sea there is an island and on the island there is a lighthouse. Now in one stormy and cold autumn evening a mailman is rowing his boat through the stormy sea. He finally somehow manages to get to the island and is very pissed off. He marches to the lighthouse and knocks on the door, yelling "you son of a bitch come on and open the door for me I am freezing my ass off here" ----- no answer..... After some 5 minutes of slamming and yelling , the door finally opens and the lighthouse keeper stands there. The mailman shouts to his face- god damn fool couldn't you just move your ass a little faster, its freezing out here and raining too....plus i had to risk my life on the stormy sea to deliver you this letter!
Keeper stares at him and asks "is this all you've got to say?"
Mailman hasn't got anything else to say so he calms down. Since the lighthouse keeper is offended and furious he shouts at mailmans face: "You punk better learn to communicate and behave- or i'll start ordering a newspaper!"
Keeper stares at him and asks "is this all you've got to say?"
Mailman hasn't got anything else to say so he calms down. Since the lighthouse keeper is offended and furious he shouts at mailmans face: "You punk better learn to communicate and behave- or i'll start ordering a newspaper!"
João is Brazilian and deferred payment in Portugal. He is candidate to a job in a Portuguese company. Manoel is the only Portuguese candidate for the vacant. They are called to answer a questionnaire that will have to select one of the two. The two fill the form and they return it. Both mistaked a question and had answered the others correctly. The controlling Manoel flame and says:
- Obliged for its interest, but we decide to be with the other candidate.
- But you cannot! - Manoel answers - Both we had nine correct questions. We are in Portugal. I am Portuguese. You must give preference to me!
The manager answers: - Our decision was not taken by the correct answers, but yes for that you mistaked.
Manoel questions: - You could say me because a incorrect reply it is better of the one than another one?
- Simple - the manager answers - Mr. João answered "I don't know" in question 5, and you answered "I also don't know".
hahahahahaha :D
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- Obliged for its interest, but we decide to be with the other candidate.
- But you cannot! - Manoel answers - Both we had nine correct questions. We are in Portugal. I am Portuguese. You must give preference to me!
The manager answers: - Our decision was not taken by the correct answers, but yes for that you mistaked.
Manoel questions: - You could say me because a incorrect reply it is better of the one than another one?
- Simple - the manager answers - Mr. João answered "I don't know" in question 5, and you answered "I also don't know".
hahahahahaha :D
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