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Subject: Jokes
A romantic one:
In a romantic moonlit night, Romeo and Juliet were embraced together passionally, burning with love.
Juliet sighs deeply and moans:
"Oooh, Romeo, I can't stand it ! Put it in my hand !"
Romeo is amazed:
"It can't be, Juliet ! I am not worthy of your palms soft like silk..."
After a while, Juliet again:
"Oooh, Romeo, it's not fair ! Put it between my tits !"
"But Juliet, it can't be ! I am not worthy of your marble-like breasts..."
Juliet again:
"Romeo, Romeo, why are you tormenting me ? At least put it in my mouth..."
"It can't be, my loved one ! Your lips are to be touched only by the sweet summer breeze..."
"Oooh, I can't stand it anymore...
Put it anywhere you want, just take it out of my ass, please..."
In a romantic moonlit night, Romeo and Juliet were embraced together passionally, burning with love.
Juliet sighs deeply and moans:
"Oooh, Romeo, I can't stand it ! Put it in my hand !"
Romeo is amazed:
"It can't be, Juliet ! I am not worthy of your palms soft like silk..."
After a while, Juliet again:
"Oooh, Romeo, it's not fair ! Put it between my tits !"
"But Juliet, it can't be ! I am not worthy of your marble-like breasts..."
Juliet again:
"Romeo, Romeo, why are you tormenting me ? At least put it in my mouth..."
"It can't be, my loved one ! Your lips are to be touched only by the sweet summer breeze..."
"Oooh, I can't stand it anymore...
Put it anywhere you want, just take it out of my ass, please..."
At night, two drunks are peeing in the bushes, outside the bar.
-Why does your peeing sound like "shshshshshsh", while mine sounds like "ffffffffffffffff" ?"
-Damn ! You're peeing on my coat !!!
-Why does your peeing sound like "shshshshshsh", while mine sounds like "ffffffffffffffff" ?"
-Damn ! You're peeing on my coat !!!
Blonde Bar
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit!" he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
What is a monastery?
A temple for munks?
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A temple for munks?
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