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Subject: Jokes
good one Dahlern :)
a typical Norwegian joke :P
a typical Norwegian joke :P
A classic.. :D
A Norwegian was strolling in a Swedish park, where to guys were working. The first guy dug a hole in the ground, and the second guy filled it back up again. The Norwegian started wondering why they worked so hard digging a hole just to fill it up again, so he asked them about it. They answered: "We were supposed to be three guys, one guy digging, one guy planting bushes, and one guy filling the hole, but the planting guy called in sick!"
A Norwegian was strolling in a Swedish park, where to guys were working. The first guy dug a hole in the ground, and the second guy filled it back up again. The Norwegian started wondering why they worked so hard digging a hole just to fill it up again, so he asked them about it. They answered: "We were supposed to be three guys, one guy digging, one guy planting bushes, and one guy filling the hole, but the planting guy called in sick!"
After making the Earth, god came back to heaven and talked to archangel Michael.
God sighed and pointed towards an opening in the clouds, going "Look, man. I just made a perfect planet. That blue little thing down there. I call it the earth, and it's my masterpiece!"
"Look there's perfect balance on this planet. Over there you have both north- and south America. In the north there are rich people, and in the south there are many poor people. Between them there's an incredible dull place. So they represent everything"
"And there's another continent too, look in the south there are black people, and in the north there's white people"
"But what's that longstretched messed up thing up north there?", asks Michael.
"Oh, that's Norway. One of the best places to live. They have beautiful mountains and fjords. Waterfalls that will supply them with energy and attract tourists. Coastline with enormous amounts of fish and oil. The people living there are smart, funny, generous and adventorous. They will impress others with their beutiful women, their skills in wintersports, high IQ and great artists."
"But hold on! I thought you said that everything was in perfect balance? This doesn't sound fair.."
"Just wait till you hear about the stupid, annoying midgets of neighbours they have..."
God sighed and pointed towards an opening in the clouds, going "Look, man. I just made a perfect planet. That blue little thing down there. I call it the earth, and it's my masterpiece!"
"Look there's perfect balance on this planet. Over there you have both north- and south America. In the north there are rich people, and in the south there are many poor people. Between them there's an incredible dull place. So they represent everything"
"And there's another continent too, look in the south there are black people, and in the north there's white people"
"But what's that longstretched messed up thing up north there?", asks Michael.
"Oh, that's Norway. One of the best places to live. They have beautiful mountains and fjords. Waterfalls that will supply them with energy and attract tourists. Coastline with enormous amounts of fish and oil. The people living there are smart, funny, generous and adventorous. They will impress others with their beutiful women, their skills in wintersports, high IQ and great artists."
"But hold on! I thought you said that everything was in perfect balance? This doesn't sound fair.."
"Just wait till you hear about the stupid, annoying midgets of neighbours they have..."
How many finns does it take to change a lightbulb? 5. 1 to hold the bulb, and 4 to drink vodka till the room starts spinning
Three mental-insitutions were to be built in Scandinavia. One in Oslo, one in Helsinki, and in Sweden they built a roof over Stockholm
We are making jokes of the Swedes, it`s a tradition :)
Guys! You're getting a little too nasty here. I know these are jokes but they don't need to be offensive!
Wtf..they are just jokes...come on....unbelievable!!!
A Swede, a Norse and a Dane sat inside a plane. Suddenly the first engine broke, and they had jump out of the plane. They only had 2 parachutes on the plane.
The Swede said: "We must draw lots who is going to have the parachutes".
"No, you can take the first parachute" said the Norwegian, and the Swede jumped out.
"We will never going to see him again", said the Danish.
"What do you mean?"
"The Swede jumped out with my backpack".. :P
The Swede said: "We must draw lots who is going to have the parachutes".
"No, you can take the first parachute" said the Norwegian, and the Swede jumped out.
"We will never going to see him again", said the Danish.
"What do you mean?"
"The Swede jumped out with my backpack".. :P
Well telling a blonde joke is something and calling people from a given nation monkeys is something else. There's no need to create a war here. :). Try to understand! :)
These are all template jokes. You can change the name/nation/type/sex of the hero and it becomes a traditional bashing :).