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Subject: Jokes
These are all template jokes. You can change the name/nation/type/sex of the hero and it becomes a traditional bashing :).
The Swedes and the Norwegians had a football game, starting at 10 a.m. For 2 hours they played a scoreless game.
When the lunch bell rang at high noon, the Norwegians walked off the field to go home for lunch.
3 plays later, the Swedes scored.
When the lunch bell rang at high noon, the Norwegians walked off the field to go home for lunch.
3 plays later, the Swedes scored.
I think they are funny! =OD
In Sweden we have exactly the same jokes about Norwegians!!!
In Sweden we have exactly the same jokes about Norwegians!!!
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Superman is feeling kind of bored, so he decides to pay Batman a litte visit. See if he's free to go and have a beer with him. So he flies over to Gotham City, but alas ... Batman is working on his new car. So, when Superman asks him if he wants to join him to have a beer, Batman replies "sorry, I can't, I have to repair my Batmobile to be ready to fight crime."
So Superman flies on ... To Spiderman. But Alas, also Spiderman is very busy trying to repair his web shooters, but Spidy makes a promise to go and have a drink with him the next day.
So Superman flies on, back to Metropolis. As he flies passed a skyscraper he notices Wonder Woman is lying naked on a bed in one of the flats near Metropolis. This brings ideas to his mind. So he returns and flies passed the big window again to check if what he saw was for real. And indeed, Wonder woman lying naked on the bed, kind of moaning. Superman knows it's no good to have supersonic sex with Wonder Woman. It's not ethically correct. But so what? She won't be able to notice what happened, will she?
So in he goes (you can take that literally) only to be out a split second later with a big smile on his face ...
Wonder Woman is in a big surprise and wonders what has just happened. So she asks "What the hell was that?"
"I don't know," the Invisible Man replies, "but it sure hurt a lot!"
So Superman flies on ... To Spiderman. But Alas, also Spiderman is very busy trying to repair his web shooters, but Spidy makes a promise to go and have a drink with him the next day.
So Superman flies on, back to Metropolis. As he flies passed a skyscraper he notices Wonder Woman is lying naked on a bed in one of the flats near Metropolis. This brings ideas to his mind. So he returns and flies passed the big window again to check if what he saw was for real. And indeed, Wonder woman lying naked on the bed, kind of moaning. Superman knows it's no good to have supersonic sex with Wonder Woman. It's not ethically correct. But so what? She won't be able to notice what happened, will she?
So in he goes (you can take that literally) only to be out a split second later with a big smile on his face ...
Wonder Woman is in a big surprise and wonders what has just happened. So she asks "What the hell was that?"
"I don't know," the Invisible Man replies, "but it sure hurt a lot!"
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