Subject: Jokes

Actually I don't like dogs either. I'm just a hater :), and it just so happens I hate cats more...a lot more. Don't take too much offense, although I see it your way.

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...Yea, and you know, that's about where I draw the line :/. Don't take it too seriously.

Uhm, psycho says what?

...You can't blame him either :(. Life in the US for a lot of people doesn't expose you to stuff like that but other places in the world are different. Eastern Europe is where I come from as well :). Plenty of screwed up stuff happening in the US too though, just depends on who you are around. The people who are better off tend to be more isolated from shit like that, and that doesn't necessarily mean how well off you are, but more so where you live.

And you can understand him as well...I just can't stop joking around crudely, it's perceived as funny (like Family Guy) if you haven't been affected by related experience but if you have it becomes morbid for you. Unfortunately a lot of jokes have that effect, at the expense of some people. Can't stop from making them though, can't cry all the time and think for other people :). It's funny if you don't take it seriously and you haven't had such an experience, applies for both the person who pulls off jokes like that and the audience, whether it'd be your friends or whoever. Very subjective. But life sucks like that and in many other ways :(.

Big JOKE

http://www.portfolio.net.pl/~toruniak/albumy/flash/numanumaye.html

that's a funny one....a romanian song ...
it's known all over the world...=))
but the big guy is funny=)))))))

Why was the blond feeling sorry for her sister?      Because her mother died.
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LOL :DDD

Why Chuck Norris doesn't get a frostbite???

He bites frost. (an old one)

Zidane game :))

Best so far!!! Hahahahahahaha! =D

nope, that's one of the silliest games i've ever seen, the guy that wasted his time on that crap should rethink about a smarter way to spend time. simply crappy :[

Yeah I saw that yesterday. Nice game!

Three scientists go to the jungle to study about plants, when all of a sudden they are captured by indians.

So, the indias put the in the middle, and start dancing around them. All of a sudden, the big Chief comes forward, and asks the first scientist in a big deep voice : DEATH OR KAWABUNGA?

naturaly, the scientist says : Kawabunga
So, the indians take him to a corner, and bangs him up with their enormes
10 inchers...
The Chief then comes up to the second : DEATH OR KAWABUNGA?
naturaly, but visibly worried, he answers: Kawabunga...
They take him to the corner, bang him and lets him go free...
The Chief comes to the thrid man...
DEATH OR KAWABUNGA?
The third man, a proud man, decides it is better to die, the to live with this dishoner for the rest of his life. With his head up, e answers : DEATH!
So The Chief, says : DEATH BY KAWABUNGA!
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huh ;DD

Two guys were in a bar and they were both watching the news on TV. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
-I'll bet you 10$ he'll jump - said the first guy
-Bet you he won't - said the second one

Then the guy on the TV closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first one the money.

-I can't take it, I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news
-No, no. Take it. I saw five o'clock news too. I just did not think the guy was dumb enough to jump again.
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