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Subject: Jokes
I can't get the second one to work, it stops after two seconds, and when I try to view the rest, it's without sound.
I dont want to visit links for jokes, post it here plz
Anyone who haven't already seen this brilliant cover of "Total eclipse of the heart", played by Hurra Torpedo, the worlds best Appliance Rockers! - here it is! Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse of the Heart
terry tate rocks:D:D
i wish there were more guys like him:D:D IRL
i wish there were more guys like him:D:D IRL
why didnt the skeleton go to the dance ?
because he had no body to dance with :D
dave wanted to buy a horse so he was told to go to the local vicar. when he got there the vicar said sorry i have only one horse left ,dave said no worrys i take him ,so they both agree a fee and once the vicar has the money he tells dave this horse is special it listens to only two commands "thank the lord" to go and "hallalugia" to stop so dave canters off on the horse yelling thank the lord thank the lord getting faster and faster until he realises hes coming to a cliff edge and he shouts STOP STOP WERE GOING TO DIE but the horse carries on then dave realises that he has to say halleluliah so he does and they stop within a centimetre of the sheer cliff edge and dave says happilly "oh thank the lord"
the best my little bro could come up with lol
because he had no body to dance with :D
dave wanted to buy a horse so he was told to go to the local vicar. when he got there the vicar said sorry i have only one horse left ,dave said no worrys i take him ,so they both agree a fee and once the vicar has the money he tells dave this horse is special it listens to only two commands "thank the lord" to go and "hallalugia" to stop so dave canters off on the horse yelling thank the lord thank the lord getting faster and faster until he realises hes coming to a cliff edge and he shouts STOP STOP WERE GOING TO DIE but the horse carries on then dave realises that he has to say halleluliah so he does and they stop within a centimetre of the sheer cliff edge and dave says happilly "oh thank the lord"
the best my little bro could come up with lol
Sorry in advance to Irish people for this one.
In a plane there were 59 Irish people and one English person. The plane had flown to close to a mountain and the bottom had been scraped off leaving all the passengers clinging to various thing on the roof. The pilot called out "We can only glide to safety if one person drops from the aircraft to lower the weight." So the English person, being brave and courageous, says he'll let go. All the Irishmen clapped him for his bravery.
And a blonde joke as well.
Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd have thought the second would have noticed.
In a plane there were 59 Irish people and one English person. The plane had flown to close to a mountain and the bottom had been scraped off leaving all the passengers clinging to various thing on the roof. The pilot called out "We can only glide to safety if one person drops from the aircraft to lower the weight." So the English person, being brave and courageous, says he'll let go. All the Irishmen clapped him for his bravery.
And a blonde joke as well.
Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd have thought the second would have noticed.
lmao
a blonde joke:
a blonde was driving one day and saw another blonde sitting in canoe in the middle of a field trying to fish whilst rowing the boat so the blonde in the car pulls over and shouts "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME . IF I COULD SWIM ID BE OVER THERE RIGHT NOW TO KICK YOUR ASS"
a blonde joke:
a blonde was driving one day and saw another blonde sitting in canoe in the middle of a field trying to fish whilst rowing the boat so the blonde in the car pulls over and shouts "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME . IF I COULD SWIM ID BE OVER THERE RIGHT NOW TO KICK YOUR ASS"
ok no offence to american people but this is one helluva Public knowledge test
Q: Where is KFC from?
A: dunno
Q: what does it stand for
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken:D
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Q: Where is KFC from?
A: dunno
Q: what does it stand for
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken:D
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