Subpage under development, new version coming soon!
Subject: Jokes
god i laughed myself half to death there. i just could'nt stop laughing.
Something for me: Typical jokes about German people ;)
The German football players are how a food. They are good, because they are from Poland ;)
Why German people are not sick on HIV?
Because the don't have friends.
(edited)
The German football players are how a food. They are good, because they are from Poland ;)
Why German people are not sick on HIV?
Because the don't have friends.
(edited)
My favourite clothing is camouflage. Because if you’re out in the woods you’re all like “hey hey, nobody can see me", but if you’re not in the woods it does the exact opposite. Like you’re walking down a street “Hey, look at that asshole”
you are as me .
Do you like military ? Or do you play airsoft ?
Do you like military ? Or do you play airsoft ?
The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman...
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened". "Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"
The husband begins to tell his story... "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight - the poor thing practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story... "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door, she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: 'Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?'"
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened". "Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"
The husband begins to tell his story... "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight - the poor thing practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story... "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door, she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: 'Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?'"
Novice in convent garden is frightening pigeons from newly planted seeds by waving her hands and shouting, "Fuck off!" to the birds. Mother Superior is aghast and runs quickly to the little nun. "Sshhhhhh," says the Mother Superior, "that's not the way to do it. You must just say 'shoo shoo' and they'll fuck off by themselves."
