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Subject: Jokes
It's 17:00 PM and one stoned guy gets into a bus. He's absolutely stoned, he's got no idea what's going on and because the bus is full he gets pushed to the window. So he's standing by the window, completely trippin' balls and somebody starts knocking his back. He turns back and sees a little kid. The kid says:
- Excuse me, sir, are you going to get off the bus at the next stop?
And the stoner starts thinking: "If I'd say no, I'd have to leave my place and get pushed to the middle of the bus, where I'd be completely crashed by other people. That sucks. However if I'd say yes, I'd have to get out of the bus at the next stop and get in again with mass of other people and get pushed to the middle of the bus, where I'd be completely crashed. That sucks too...", so he turns back to the kid and says:
- You know, it doesn't matter if I'm getting out of the bus or not, it only matters for you to study hard and get good marks.
but only stoners will understand this one....
- Excuse me, sir, are you going to get off the bus at the next stop?
And the stoner starts thinking: "If I'd say no, I'd have to leave my place and get pushed to the middle of the bus, where I'd be completely crashed by other people. That sucks. However if I'd say yes, I'd have to get out of the bus at the next stop and get in again with mass of other people and get pushed to the middle of the bus, where I'd be completely crashed. That sucks too...", so he turns back to the kid and says:
- You know, it doesn't matter if I'm getting out of the bus or not, it only matters for you to study hard and get good marks.
but only stoners will understand this one....
A man wanders into a bar and sees a christian priest sitting there. He looks very sad, so the man buys him a beer and asks him what's wrong.
"I think I can't be a christian anymore. I have sinned."
"What did you do?"
"Yesterday, I got an e-mail with a picture of a pregnant woman, my sister."
"That's not a sin, is it?"
"No it isn't, but when I had seen it, I pressed "Abort"."
"I think I can't be a christian anymore. I have sinned."
"What did you do?"
"Yesterday, I got an e-mail with a picture of a pregnant woman, my sister."
"That's not a sin, is it?"
"No it isn't, but when I had seen it, I pressed "Abort"."
where could have he pressed Abort ? as far as i know, incoming emails don't show any alerts where you can choose "abort"
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!
woppa is just kidding with you....He is old enough to know about these things:)