Subject: Jokes

grr, the devil took em back

Ah, ok.

Ok, here goes one from my country, but I don't know how to translate it properly. I'll try anyway...
One fine day there's a bull standing in the field. He's eating grass, chewing it slowly, and suddenly it notices some kind of a grey dot coming towards him. He's still chewing grass and ignoring it, but suddenly he notices that it's rabbit. Rabbit comes straight towards the bull and starts shouting:
- Move out of the way you big fat piece of crap!
The bull is still chewing grass, completely ignoring the rabbit.
- Move out of the way you fat fu3k, or I'll kick you straight in the NUTS!
The bull still looks absolutely calm and he's still chewing grass.
- You freakin' son of the b1tch, move out of the fu3kin' way, or you're gonna be in some REAL fu3kin' truoble now!
The bull turns around and takes a HUGE crap straight onto the rabbit, so that only the points of his ears are sticking out of that pile of sh1t, and the bull walks away. The rabbit comes out, wipes the sh1t from its eyes and says:
- So what?! Sh1t your pants, muthafu3ker?!?!

i knew it with other ending, it goes like this:
"Damn, right in the eye." :-)

well if I understood it right (I mean the hidden metaphore, if there's one), thjen in our country we'd say it "like a finger straight to the eye". It's somewhat similar to "bull's eye", but "bull's eye" doesn't match with this joke:]

lol

Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.”

“I know the feeling,” the other says.

“No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”

hahaha nice one :D

i doedn't understanded

Ehem, ok. Idk how u not get it. I explain. Panties are girl underwear, like a thong or sumtin. The first said he is gonna rip them off when he gets home. The 2nd thought hes gonna rip em off his wife and have sex, and he said he knows that feeling. But the first one meant that he has them on and they realy hurt. Hope that helps u :p

Thats a good one but iv heard it before

That's one rabbit that I'd rather NOT have for dinner with Christmass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Three men die and go to heven
At the gates , they are told they have to answer three questions:
The first guy is asked: Whats the name of the first women on earth-
The first guy replies: ohhh thates EASY! eve!
the bells are ringing, the gate opens, he goes in...
The second guy is asked: whats the name of the first MAN on earth?
ohhhh! thats EASY!..ADAM!
the bells are ringing, the gates open...
the third guy is asked:
whats the first thing Eve said on earth?
the guy says...ohhhh! thats HARD!
the bells are ringing, tha gate opens...

www.youtube.com/v/YlBipsveJ_U

LOL