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Subject: Jokes
anyune knows why no one wonna play seek and hide with the police??
no one wonna find the police.!!
T500
no one wonna find the police.!!
T500
A mate told me thiss one the other day:
There was a fly hovering above a river and there was a trout in the river. The trout said to himself,"when that fly drops 6 inches im gonna catch it."
There was a bear looking at that trout and the bear said to himself,"when that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly im gonna catch that trout"
Now there was a hunter watching the bear, and the hunter said to himself,"When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout im gonna snag that bear."
Now there was a mouse behind the hunter, eyeing a piece of cheese in his pocket, and the mouse said to himself," When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout and that hunter catches that bear im gonna get that piece of cheese in his pocket."
Now there was a cat behind the mouse and the cat said to itself,"When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout and that hunter catches that bear and that mouse gets that piece of cheese im gonna get that mouse." Now the fly dropped 6 inches, the trout caught the fly, the bear caught the trout, the hunter snagged the bear, the mouse got the piece of cheese but the cat missed the mouse and landed in the water. What's the morale to this story?
When a fly drops 6 inches a pussy always gets wet.
There was a fly hovering above a river and there was a trout in the river. The trout said to himself,"when that fly drops 6 inches im gonna catch it."
There was a bear looking at that trout and the bear said to himself,"when that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly im gonna catch that trout"
Now there was a hunter watching the bear, and the hunter said to himself,"When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout im gonna snag that bear."
Now there was a mouse behind the hunter, eyeing a piece of cheese in his pocket, and the mouse said to himself," When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout and that hunter catches that bear im gonna get that piece of cheese in his pocket."
Now there was a cat behind the mouse and the cat said to itself,"When that fly drops 6 inches and that trout catches that fly and that bear catches that trout and that hunter catches that bear and that mouse gets that piece of cheese im gonna get that mouse." Now the fly dropped 6 inches, the trout caught the fly, the bear caught the trout, the hunter snagged the bear, the mouse got the piece of cheese but the cat missed the mouse and landed in the water. What's the morale to this story?
When a fly drops 6 inches a pussy always gets wet.
(originally posted by sicco13 in slovak forum)
The latest poll taken by the Government asked people who live in
Ireland if they think Polish immigration is a serious problem:
23% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
77% of respondents answered: "Zaden. To nie jest powazna kwestia przy calym."
The latest poll taken by the Government asked people who live in
Ireland if they think Polish immigration is a serious problem:
23% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
77% of respondents answered: "Zaden. To nie jest powazna kwestia przy calym."
Sven Goran Eriksson to be next manager of Newcastle United, joke surely?
A man goes to a brothel. He has to pay 100 dollars to get in, then he can choose between two doors. A and B. He makes a guess and opens door A. There's a cow standing. The man thinks "I've paid a 100 bucks, so whatever" and he starts fucking the cow.
The next day he's bored so he goes to the brothel again. He pays another 100 dollars and decides to go through door B. There he sees a couple fucking behind a window. He asks to another visitor why he paid 100 dollars for this. The man says: This is boring, but yesterday it was amazing, there was a guy fucking a cow"
The next day he's bored so he goes to the brothel again. He pays another 100 dollars and decides to go through door B. There he sees a couple fucking behind a window. He asks to another visitor why he paid 100 dollars for this. The man says: This is boring, but yesterday it was amazing, there was a guy fucking a cow"
loooool. dumb that was great. the last guy was a true talent!!!!
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece! of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece! of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
I loved the last extract where it tells about what happened to the man :D:D