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Subject: Jokes
3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them : "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words - green, pink and yellow."
First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day".
And the French : "I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green... pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"
First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day".
And the French : "I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green... pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"
A pinguin lives on Southern Pole but he breathes by his ass.
One day he sat down and died...
One day he sat down and died...
"Hey!" - said the pig to the donkey that was carrying kilos of wood on his burden - "Look at yourself! You are working everyday like a slave, you are a miserable animal, the men abuse of yourself, you are simply disgusting, don't you feel ashame of yourself?"
The donkey had a quick look at the pig, then went close to him and looking into his eyes said: "My little piggy, am I wrong or you are not the same pig of the last winter?" [mdr][mdr]
The donkey had a quick look at the pig, then went close to him and looking into his eyes said: "My little piggy, am I wrong or you are not the same pig of the last winter?" [mdr][mdr]
Chuck was escaping from a 3 thugs and hides in a well...The thugs sit on the well and start asking themselves:"Well,maybe he's in the corn "-then an echo came from the well:"Well,maybe he's in the corn" ,the second thug says:"Maybe he's in the woods",again the echo:"Maybe he's in the woods"-than the third thug says:"Mabe he's in the well"-and again the echo:"Maybe he's in the woods"...
you can laugh now...:)
you can laugh now...:)
It's not funny, because Chuck would never run from thugs.
He would roundhouse kick them into oblivion.
He would roundhouse kick them into oblivion.
Still one of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes..
--How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
--How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?