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Subject: Jokes
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Stephen Hendry is out one night getting drunk and ends up pulling this really hot girl. Anyway, they end up back at his place and she strips off and gets on all fours on his bed, shaking her ass at him and saying "Take me, Stephen."
A couple of minutes go by and she turns round and says "What's wrong?"
Hendry says "Sorry, I was just trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink"
A couple of minutes go by and she turns round and says "What's wrong?"
Hendry says "Sorry, I was just trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink"
A man's in Japan on business, and arrives a day or two early to get over the jetlag. To help him relax, he hires a hooker and takes her back to the hotel. He lubes up, and starts taking her from behind when she shouts at him: "PUSHARDA!"
Turned on by both the accent and the notion, he starts giving it to her even harder. This elicits the response "PUSHARDA!! PUSHARDA!!"
Now he's really turned on, and close to finishing up, so he slams his hips against her buttocks as hard as he can. "PUSHARDA!!!" she manages a final time before passing out. Pleased with himself, he goes out for a couple of beers, and when he returns, she's come round and let herself out. He has a restful night's sleep.
Next day on the golf course with some Japanese business men, he's stood on the ninth tee and wildly slices the ball. It lands on the tenth green eighty or so yards away, and goes in off the flag.
The Japanese businessmen all start wetting themselves with laughter and saying "Pusharda! Pusharda!" so the confused businessman asks his guide why they are saying that.
"Pusharda: It mean 'wrong hole'"
Turned on by both the accent and the notion, he starts giving it to her even harder. This elicits the response "PUSHARDA!! PUSHARDA!!"
Now he's really turned on, and close to finishing up, so he slams his hips against her buttocks as hard as he can. "PUSHARDA!!!" she manages a final time before passing out. Pleased with himself, he goes out for a couple of beers, and when he returns, she's come round and let herself out. He has a restful night's sleep.
Next day on the golf course with some Japanese business men, he's stood on the ninth tee and wildly slices the ball. It lands on the tenth green eighty or so yards away, and goes in off the flag.
The Japanese businessmen all start wetting themselves with laughter and saying "Pusharda! Pusharda!" so the confused businessman asks his guide why they are saying that.
"Pusharda: It mean 'wrong hole'"
This is an old one:
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TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ
10. Husseinfeld
9. Mad About Everything
8. Allah McBeal
7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror
6. Achmed's Creek
5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right
4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest
3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs
1. Suddenly Sanctions