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Subject: Jokes
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking, he looks
to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't
remember asking her to cook my sock..."
to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't
remember asking her to cook my sock..."
from youtube comments:
brianna771 (6 days ago)
im 10 years old and i play the violin
karuni360 (2 days ago)
im ten years old and i play the cello.
xplor (1 day ago)
oh yeah? well woopty doo! im 5 years old and i play the yoyo.
brianna771 (6 days ago)
im 10 years old and i play the violin
karuni360 (2 days ago)
im ten years old and i play the cello.
xplor (1 day ago)
oh yeah? well woopty doo! im 5 years old and i play the yoyo.
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
'The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.'
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
'The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.'
LOOOOOOOOL that's something I'd be fooled with xD
ok how bout this one
whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
when you slap a misquito it stops sucking.
haha
whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
when you slap a misquito it stops sucking.
haha
Man walks into a bar and what does he say?
Ouch!
Okay that wasn't very good but the admins and mods have in for me so i can't swear in my jokes I-[
Ouch!
Okay that wasn't very good but the admins and mods have in for me so i can't swear in my jokes I-[