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Subject: Jokes
Man walks into a bar and what does he say?
Ouch!
Okay that wasn't very good but the admins and mods have in for me so i can't swear in my jokes I-[
Ouch!
Okay that wasn't very good but the admins and mods have in for me so i can't swear in my jokes I-[
Man walks into a bar and what does he say?
better would be "burp" :)
better would be "burp" :)
That is not appropriate. Jokes of that nature violate our forum statutes.
Hottest buzz word in today’s business world is Marketing. Many people ask for a simple explanation about what ‘Marketing’ is, so here:
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you approach him and say: “I’m great in bed”.
That is Direct Marketing!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, one of your friends approaches him, points at you and says: “She’s great in bed!”
That’s advertising!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you get his telephone number and call him the next morning saying: “I’m great in bed!”
That’s Telemarketing!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you walk over, pour him a drink, asking “May I?” you straighten his tie, and while casually rubbing against him you say: “I’m great in bed!”
That’s Public Relations!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, he approaches you and says: “I heard you’re great in bed!”
That’s a Trademark!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you persuade him to go back home with your best friend.
That’s a pre-sales rep!
Your best friend is unable to satisfy him and he calls you!
That’s Technical Support!
You’re a woman and you are on your way to a party when you realise that there may be handsome guys in all the buildings you pass on your way, so you climb one of the rooftops and yell: “I AM GREAT IN BED!”
That’s Spamming!
:)
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You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you approach him and say: “I’m great in bed”.
That is Direct Marketing!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, one of your friends approaches him, points at you and says: “She’s great in bed!”
That’s advertising!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you get his telephone number and call him the next morning saying: “I’m great in bed!”
That’s Telemarketing!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you walk over, pour him a drink, asking “May I?” you straighten his tie, and while casually rubbing against him you say: “I’m great in bed!”
That’s Public Relations!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, he approaches you and says: “I heard you’re great in bed!”
That’s a Trademark!
You’re a woman and you notice a handsome guy in a party, you persuade him to go back home with your best friend.
That’s a pre-sales rep!
Your best friend is unable to satisfy him and he calls you!
That’s Technical Support!
You’re a woman and you are on your way to a party when you realise that there may be handsome guys in all the buildings you pass on your way, so you climb one of the rooftops and yell: “I AM GREAT IN BED!”
That’s Spamming!
:)
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