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Subject: Jokes
I'm in your boat, they come and go pretty fast, i was expecting them to come up for as long as they did for him.
if they do this on the field, what do they do in the dressingroom!!! :p
John Smith is walking down a London street and hears 2 blondes talking:
'I heard that Germans men have the longest p.... in the world" one says
''I heard that Spanish men have the dickest p.... in the world...." the other replies
John approaches quickly and says:
'Allow me introduce myself: I am Dieter Gonsalez."
:P
'I heard that Germans men have the longest p.... in the world" one says
''I heard that Spanish men have the dickest p.... in the world...." the other replies
John approaches quickly and says:
'Allow me introduce myself: I am Dieter Gonsalez."
:P
Wolves player gets an unexpected reward for scoring!
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The Sunday school teacher one day asked his pupils which part of the body went to heaven first.
The first kid answers: "Your heart, cause you need it to love".
The second kid answers: "Your brains, cause you need it to think".
The third kid finally answers: "Your feet will enter heaven first.".
The Sunday school teacher gotten confused than asked why.
The kid answered: "Well, when I went past my mum's room to go the toilet last night she had her feet in the air and yelled: "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming"".
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The first kid answers: "Your heart, cause you need it to love".
The second kid answers: "Your brains, cause you need it to think".
The third kid finally answers: "Your feet will enter heaven first.".
The Sunday school teacher gotten confused than asked why.
The kid answered: "Well, when I went past my mum's room to go the toilet last night she had her feet in the air and yelled: "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming"".
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