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The Sunday school teacher one day asked his pupils which part of the body went to heaven first.
The first kid answers: "Your heart, cause you need it to love".
The second kid answers: "Your brains, cause you need it to think".
The third kid finally answers: "Your feet will enter heaven first.".
The Sunday school teacher gotten confused than asked why.
The kid answered: "Well, when I went past my mum's room to go the toilet last night she had her feet in the air and yelled: "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming"".
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The first kid answers: "Your heart, cause you need it to love".
The second kid answers: "Your brains, cause you need it to think".
The third kid finally answers: "Your feet will enter heaven first.".
The Sunday school teacher gotten confused than asked why.
The kid answered: "Well, when I went past my mum's room to go the toilet last night she had her feet in the air and yelled: "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming"".
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
haha kids...
next time u go to mcdonalds ul see an old couple at a table n ul get it then...maybe
p.s nice :D
next time u go to mcdonalds ul see an old couple at a table n ul get it then...maybe
p.s nice :D
spanish guy, italian guy and a turkish guy went into a restaurant. they all had their girlfriends there and they thought that who could be the most polite to his girlfriend.
the spanish guy started: give me some honey, honey.
italian guy said: give me some sugar, sugar
turkish guy thought a while and then he said: give me some bakon, pig.
the spanish guy started: give me some honey, honey.
italian guy said: give me some sugar, sugar
turkish guy thought a while and then he said: give me some bakon, pig.
Two men in a pub:
A: I'm from Ireland. Where are you from?
B: I'm from Ireland, too. Let's have a drink to Ireland!
A: I went to school in Dublin. And you?
B: I also went to school in Dublin. Let's have a drink to Dublin!
A: I was born in 1972.
B: I can't believe it, but I was also born in 1972. Let's have a drink to 1972!
...
Later on, another man enters the pub. He looks quite confused because of the two boozers. The barkeeper explains: "Nothing special. The O'Merry-twins are drunk again..."
A: I'm from Ireland. Where are you from?
B: I'm from Ireland, too. Let's have a drink to Ireland!
A: I went to school in Dublin. And you?
B: I also went to school in Dublin. Let's have a drink to Dublin!
A: I was born in 1972.
B: I can't believe it, but I was also born in 1972. Let's have a drink to 1972!
...
Later on, another man enters the pub. He looks quite confused because of the two boozers. The barkeeper explains: "Nothing special. The O'Merry-twins are drunk again..."
yeah well maybe the language barrier is a bit complicated :)
some jokes dont transfer from noe language to another properly :)
some jokes dont transfer from noe language to another properly :)
i dunno :D its always finnish, swedish, and norwegian in our country so little change :D
Turkish ppl won't call someone pig/bakon fast. Due to their religion it's a very harsh insult
niccce naar Valenciano
i dunno :D its always finnish, swedish, and norwegian in our country so little change :D
Sorry it was niccce
i dunno :D its always finnish, swedish, and norwegian in our country so little change :D
Sorry it was niccce