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Subject: Jokes
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i dunno :D its always finnish, swedish, and norwegian in our country so little change :D
Sorry it was niccce
i dunno :D its always finnish, swedish, and norwegian in our country so little change :D
Sorry it was niccce
haha its always paddy the irish man, paddy the englishman and paddy the scotsman here :P
heres anouther one for you then!
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!
Hehehe =D
I wonder though, the Irish types of jokes, do they have the Irish man as the worst type or a Scot/English guy?
I wonder though, the Irish types of jokes, do they have the Irish man as the worst type or a Scot/English guy?
yeah the english guy :P
also the fact that joke is clearly austrailian "Oi" and all the other words he uses :P
Q. why dont they sell aspirin in the jungle?
A. Parrots eat em all
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also the fact that joke is clearly austrailian "Oi" and all the other words he uses :P
Q. why dont they sell aspirin in the jungle?
A. Parrots eat em all
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.. (paracetamol)
id guess they would have the english guy who is posh and arrogant and the scot who is dumb a bit more radical than normal
yeah because not waering a helmet PREVENTS accidents :P
im pretty sure they cause other drivers to have accidents.......in their pants.....
im pretty sure they cause other drivers to have accidents.......in their pants.....
Here is my home so let's start : A man doesn't need to say now that a girl is stupid at kitchen, she is just a blonde undercover :D
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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
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A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
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A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.