Subject: Jokes

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
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A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

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da :P

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quality...:)

nice one :)

Had an invite to the premature ejaculation annual ball,was`nt sure what to wear.so phoned them up...........was told do`nt dress up just come in your pants...............

A bank manager and a little girl are flying in a plane.
The manager: "Do we wanna talk a bit? Flight will pass faster then"
Girl: "ok, what do you wanna talk about?"
The manager: "I dono, how about nuclear power?"
Girl: "That'd be interesting, but let me first ask you one question: a horse, a cow and a deer, they all eat the same thing: grass. But the deer craps small balls, the cow a pat and the horse produces some clots of dried grass. Why do you think this is like that?"
The manager thinks about it and says: "Well, I dono, no idea"
Then the girl answers: "Well, you really think you're competent to talk about nuclear power if you are already overextended talking about shit?"


translated from German; I like that one :P

http://24sata.hr/sport/clanak/sudac-puko-zaletio-se-u-igraca-i-zaustavio-napad/85208/?context=naslovnica&web_page_id=main_page_sport

refferes betting on matches ?

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would be better if you didnt post it at all....

Why? What's wrong with that?

its rubbish.

k, if you say, than it really is. A normal life situation that could happen to a child whose parents are divorced.

Its stupid. NEXT

Thanks mate, you'll have it deleted, sorry to have offended you. Sincerely hope that the situation does not concern your private life, or maybe it did happen to you? If positive, that explains your hostility