Subject: Jokes

yeah, "your mother" is an answer for any question (at least in Switzerland for the cool teenies :P)
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what answer do the uncool teenies give then, if I may ask?

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


mods feel free to edit as desired, sorry if any offence taken from any of these ppl but they are funny XD

None of them is funny at all.
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someone asked for some :) i just posted them

I find them funny, really, perhaps I and luuut have different sense of humor. Mine is sick and I am fond of such "funeral" black humor

I don't like yo mama jokes either, but "Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras." was quite funny. The others were quite lame.

lol see i didnt think that was the funniest of them :P

theres loadsa more even i can think of a few off my head.

your momma so fat, she has different timezones for each part of her body

your momma like the town bike, everyones gets a ride

Your momma so fat, when u walk a round around her u walk a whole marathon

I think it's because I wouldn't care if you would find my mother ugly or fat:P

is she then? :P

the best one is

your mother so fat she orbits severel planets

some others i learned on the playground as a kid:

you are so stupid that you got locked in a bed shop and slept on the floor

you are so stupid that you got ran over by a parked car.

I find these the best:

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.