Subject: Jokes

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

Name please.
My name is Joe King.
Are you Joe King?
No, I'm not joking.
What's your name then?
I told you, I am Joe King.
Please stop joking... So, are you serious now? What's your name again?
Actually I wasn't joking, I am Joe King.
So you changed your name?
No, I was Joe King all the time.
Go f yslf then!

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nice joke
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quality terribleness! :P

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Two teenagers go to the local shop, which is heaving. They queue for 10 minutes. When they get to the shopkeeper:
- What can I get you young men? - he asks them in a friendly loud tone.
- Could we have a box of rat poison, please?
- There are loads, are there?
- Yes.
- Are they big?
- Yeah most of them.
- How big?
- About this big.
- Right, in that case this one will do. Do you know how to use it?
- Yes.
- You have to open the box here. Then you have to pull out the little bowl. Then you have to tear the side of the bowl. Do you know how to dose it?
- Yes.
- Put them down every 2 metres, where the rats are normally found, but make sure no other animal can have access to it. Do you know what to do with the left over?
- Yes.
- You put it in the bag, and burn it. Now you know everything, all right? Take care, boys.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
The guys leave the shop and one of them says to the other as they step onto the street.
- F@#ing hell, I'm really glad that we didn't ask for the condoms in the end.

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When is Mother's Day?
Nine months after Father's Night.

Scientists say that masturbation significantly decreases the chances of getting testicular cancer.
Yeah, like we need an excuse.

After my divorce, I realised that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Tellawoman

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That's what I call a blowjob for living.

first action from Obama!

bad taste imho (racism) and not funny at all ...

bad taste imho (racism) and not funny at all ...

your bad input bring a (racism) note in!!! the image is only a fake and ecerybody now this......