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Subject: Jokes
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN :
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your
country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either
a.like the Dutch, just less efficient
b.like the French, just less romantic
c.like the Germans
5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and
they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?
Exper those are great xD
And the best of it, it's true xD
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your
country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either
a.like the Dutch, just less efficient
b.like the French, just less romantic
c.like the Germans
5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and
they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?
Exper those are great xD
And the best of it, it's true xD
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
Thank God we've got the smurfs!
Thank God we've got the smurfs!
do you know why this chicken cross the road ??
not right...
answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees...
answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees...
Also a famous joke;
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
:D
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
:D
i'm not so sure ...
chicken didn't come down from trees ...
i was thinking, they use to come from eggs ^^
no ??
chicken didn't come down from trees ...
i was thinking, they use to come from eggs ^^
no ??