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Subject: Jokes

2008-12-19 13:04:04
These are stupid and childish arguments and I will give you the same answer I gave someone else in private!

No! Manking jokes about it prolongs the problem!
Half of my grandmother's family were killed in the gas chambers. This is no laughing matter! It did not happen to some remote people who nobody knows, it happened to us here and today and the fact that my extended family is smaller than it should have been is no laughing matter.
Sorry, I can't accept any jokes which are so insensitive.

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2008-12-19 13:17:27
I thought it was a nice word play, not a belly-shaker kind of joke.
In my defense; if I was laughing, it was because of the dutch.

Nevertheless, it was never my (and I think the same counts for bart and ronny) intention to insult you or any other person by laughing with it. Let there be no doubt about this!

This being said, I think in this cruel world full with fear, war and barely any justice; humor is one the ways for people to cope with these things. Without humor, this world would be unbarable for me to live.

This is by far the wisest thing i've said today :)
2008-12-19 15:12:31
I agree and by that positive note think we should move on.
:)


There was this International conference for world peace and a plane heading there had Bush, Nedvedev, the Pope and a hippie on board.
"Gentlemen, the engines are on fire!" shouts the pilot before he bails out leaving them stunned.
They look around and there are only three parachutes left.
Bush stands up immediately and says "Well, I'm the most intelligent leader in the world... the thinking world needs me!" he then takes a parachute and jumps.
Nedvedev stands up and says " Well, I'm the leader of the largest socialist nation on earth, the working class needs me!" and he jumps too.
Then the Pope says to the hippie "My son, I am an old man, do take the last parachute and save your life."
"No, it's alright Father, you can jump too... there are two parachutes left." says the hippie.
"How is that possible?" asks the Pope.
"Well" says the hippie "the Intelligent one... he took my sleeping bag!"

;-)
2008-12-19 20:04:28
Haha! A Bush-joke! :D
2008-12-19 22:48:34
A bit old but I can't resist after reading that thing in the last page :P

2008-12-19 22:52:08
It messes with my mind... one half is laughing, the other is filled with disgust :) :(
2008-12-19 23:08:59
² :p
2008-12-19 23:26:28
So We should not make fun at holocaust or all Jews? Last picture has nothing with tragedy of the holocaust so why U re filled with disgust?
2008-12-19 23:28:23
You can laugh with something disgusting, can't you?

Edit: I don't know about you, but I can. :p
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2008-12-19 23:30:10
If Ure asking about me.. I...I can laugh with everything;P

edit: Now U know;p
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2008-12-19 23:33:37
I thought so. :)

But a Jew doing some sort of spastic movements that has to look like that sport..
That ain't delightful though. :p
2008-12-19 23:34:43
Now now, only half my mind is filled with disgust. And I'll tell you why, and it's not because of holocaust or anything. Cause if it was, I would've fully been filled with disgust to the brim, like on the last page.

This one isn't funny because it's lame. It's a lame word joke. Jews sounds like juice. Oh that's funny, haha!
Only that's a lie, because it isn't funny. Not anymore after using your grey matter.
Like with pee and poo jokes, they're not funny anymore when you get passed the (mental) age of 6.

I also seriously wonder why I even found it half funny. Damn you, half of my mind!
2008-12-19 23:36:38
That probably sounded more aggressive than I meant it to be...
2008-12-19 23:45:55
You can say what U want... and U may think Im mentally still under 6, but for me this "Jew Jitsu" picture is really nice;D
2008-12-20 07:24:48
I have no problem with that picture. Even the word rhyme is funny. True it's funny in a lame childish way, but it has nothing to do with the holocaust or racism (labeling jews as a race). It is not great humour but acceptable just like other jokes about other religions and nations.
Btw, there is a jewish orthodox martial art called Abir (meaning knight) but it is not widely spread. The guy in the picture is the same guy who instructs this Abir martial art. And a little reminder called Krav-Maga.
We make jokes about jews, christians, muslims and rastafarians... That's ok, racist jokes are not.
The picture above is alright, maybe just the context of our last discussion made someone feel uncomfortable, never mind. :)
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2008-12-20 07:27:04
That looks like Ewan McGreggor or however you spell his name