Subject: Jokes

Oh common.... its obviously a joke..

Well I'd rather say, that they made jokes on each other.

If you look at Damon's face....

Dude, remeber that he's an actor...even good one;)
And Jimmy Kimmel show as I suppose, is able to pay really good money for really great advert;) I think that every child in US know about this...(I dont know how to call it)...about this squabble.

Maybe :) but even if it was set up...it's still hilarious ;)

agreed :)

its quality. besides. the bit on you-tube there is of matt damon cursing after the show. that wouldnt have been aired...

maybe it was staged maybe it wasnt...

Peter loves his Wendy very much. So he lets himself tattoo her name on his penis. However, the name can only be seen when he is errected,otherwise only the beginning and last letter. One day he is in a restaurant and goes to the toilet. He sees a black and positions himself beside him and pisses. Besides, he notes, that he also has a W... Y on his penis.

\\\ " Well, is your woman called also Wendy? \\\ " he asks the white.
\\\ " no, on my penis there is: - Welcome to Jamaica - Have a nice day! \\\

Bula goes to the bakers:
-A liter of bread,please
-Maybe a kilo of bread.I won't give you until you ask correctly
2nd day:
-a liter of bread,please
-Again?I won't give you until you ask correctly
3rd day:
-A kilo of bread
-See that you can?Do you have any bottle?

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them : "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words - green, pink and yellow."

First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".

Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day".

And the French : "I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green... pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"

for the science people out tthere (most are chem jokes)

A quantum physicist walks into a bar. . . maybe.

Q:What did the lion do to the particle physicists?
A:It lepton him!

Q: Where do bad photons go ?
A: To a prism.

Did you hear about the biologist who had twins?
She baptized one and kept the other as a control!

Scientist - "for my next experiment I intend to prove that neutrons have mass."
Langdon - "neutrons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic"

A small furry animal walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender looks at him, says "Sorry, the occupancy is 6.03x10^23. We cannot serve a mole."

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

Two gases are talking to each other and they see another gas walk by. . .
gas 1: man that is the IDEAL gas
gas 2: eww you pvnrt!

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...that way I could unzip your genes.

There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

love most of them :D

i spit my knot when i read them the first time :P

Why is a gorilla big, black and hairy?





















Because if it was small, white and hairless it would be called an aspirine

Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

thats the nr 1 scientific joke :)

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

Great =)