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Subject: Jokes
2 English tourists are driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwlgwyngyllgorgerychwyrndrobwyllantysiliogogogo (a town in Wales if you don't know), they stop for lunch. 1 of the tourists asks the waitress, "before we order, can you settle an argument. Can you pronounce where we are very slowly?" The girl leans over and says, "burrr-gurrr-king"!
Funny. But you misspelled:
Llanfairpwlgwyngyllgorgerychwyrndrobwyllantysiliogogogo
It's correctly spelled:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llandysiliogogogoch
I have a postcard from there in my hand as I type. Known locally in Wales as : Llanfair P.G.
Llanfairpwlgwyngyllgorgerychwyrndrobwyllantysiliogogogo
It's correctly spelled:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llandysiliogogogoch
I have a postcard from there in my hand as I type. Known locally in Wales as : Llanfair P.G.
Soccer on Portugal! Two teams are in the Final of the cup. Porto and Benfica! The game was 0x0. And is corner for Benfica! The player will kick the ball, to the forwards make a goal with him heads. But, someone put a rock in the side of the ball. And, the idiot player, kick the rock! He down in the grass, crying. He has broke him feet, and probably will never more play soccer in him life. So, five seconds after, he start to laugh! The coach comes, and said:
- Why are you laughing? You probably will have to cut your feet. You will never more play soccer, just you, the best of the team! Of the league! Why are you laughing?
- I laughing for the idiot who makes the goal with head!
- Why are you laughing? You probably will have to cut your feet. You will never more play soccer, just you, the best of the team! Of the league! Why are you laughing?
- I laughing for the idiot who makes the goal with head!
either way, its still a very, very, very, very, very, very, very long word
3rd longest in the world i think, but not sure
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3rd longest in the world i think, but not sure
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think its 4th longest placename.. the actual name for bangkok is longest...
Bangkok = Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetmahasathan amornpiman avatarnsathit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit
I have memorized this.
I have memorized this.
there is one in new zealand as well, but i cant remember it from the top of my head ;)
I read somewhere the Thai name of Bangkok some time ago, but there was only written "Krung thep" ;P
na i was reading that new guinness top 10 of everything 2009 earlier and it said bangkok is the longest..
think NZ had second.. could check it..maybe tomorrow :) dunno where the book is atm (its a mates) but im def not writing them all out :P
think NZ had second.. could check it..maybe tomorrow :) dunno where the book is atm (its a mates) but im def not writing them all out :P
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