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Subject: Jokes
Some might get this one - some might not
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N = Narrator
B = Young Boy
G = Young Girl
N: One day, a boy and girl were playing when an argument started.
B: I've got one biscuit
G: I've got two
B: My dad has a BMW
G: My dad has an Aston Martin
B: I have a Xbox 360
G: I have a Xbox 360, and a PS3
N: And it went on and on, until a boy thought of something that she didn't have. So down his trousers went followed by his underwear.
B: I have one of these (penis).
N: He said, the girl then did the same thing as him, pulled down her trousers and knickers and said,
G: I have one of these (vagina) and i can have as many those (penis) as i like
What a dirty slapper i thought :P
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N = Narrator
B = Young Boy
G = Young Girl
N: One day, a boy and girl were playing when an argument started.
B: I've got one biscuit
G: I've got two
B: My dad has a BMW
G: My dad has an Aston Martin
B: I have a Xbox 360
G: I have a Xbox 360, and a PS3
N: And it went on and on, until a boy thought of something that she didn't have. So down his trousers went followed by his underwear.
B: I have one of these (penis).
N: He said, the girl then did the same thing as him, pulled down her trousers and knickers and said,
G: I have one of these (vagina) and i can have as many those (penis) as i like
What a dirty slapper i thought :P
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) niiiiiiiiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeeeee
xDDDDDDDDD
Mr.No-one, Mr. Nobody and Mr.Silly were walking through the countryside when, crossing a bridge, No-one fell down in the river.
Mr.Silly said:
-Mr.Nobody, stay here and try to help Mr.No-one, I'll go for help!
That was what happened and Mr.Silly ran to the nearest town and found there the police officer.
Mr.Silly: Man, please, come to help me! No-one has fell into the river and Nobody is helping him!
Police officer: WTF? Are you silly?
Mr.Silly: Yes, nice to meet you.
Mr.No-one, Mr. Nobody and Mr.Silly were walking through the countryside when, crossing a bridge, No-one fell down in the river.
Mr.Silly said:
-Mr.Nobody, stay here and try to help Mr.No-one, I'll go for help!
That was what happened and Mr.Silly ran to the nearest town and found there the police officer.
Mr.Silly: Man, please, come to help me! No-one has fell into the river and Nobody is helping him!
Police officer: WTF? Are you silly?
Mr.Silly: Yes, nice to meet you.
A guy is walking pass two nuns, sees them and beats the crap out of them!
Looks at them on the ground and says:
"What's the matter ninjas, you're not in shape!!"
Looks at them on the ground and says:
"What's the matter ninjas, you're not in shape!!"
Paddy has a broken leg so his mate goes to see him. They chat and Paddy says "mate, my feet are cold. Can you get my slippers?" His mate says "Sure". He goes upstairs where Paddy's 2 beautiful daughters are sitting on the bed. The guy says " girls, your dad sent me up to have sex with you both" The girls ask him to prove it. He calls downstairs "both of them Pad?" Paddy shouts "of course whats the point in f***ing one?
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
5/10 from you who like a childish joke like the one with Mr. Silly etc. is a compliment :)
