Subject: Jokes

you said it like yours wasnt childish....
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A man walks up to a bar and as he's entering, another guy falls out of a window high above and crashes to the ground. He stands up, dusts himself off and enters the bar as if nothing had happened.
The first man walks up to him, jaw dropped, and says: "Listen man, how'd you do that? How come nothing happened to you?"
Guy #2 says: "Well, they serve magical beer here. All you have to do is drink five mugs of it, fast, then jump down from the fifth floor, and nothing will happen."
Guy #1, already drunk, thinks to himself, cool, I'm gonna try that. He orders five beers and drinks them fast. He takes the evelator to the fifth floor and jumps.
He crashes to the ground, people scream, guy #1 broke some bones and is in tremendous pain. Sounds of an ambulance in the distance.
Inside the bar, the barkeeper turns to guy #2 and says: "Jesus, you're such an asshole when you're drunk."

see.. iv heard that one except the guy jumps out flies around the building 3 times, comes back in, says its magic beer.. does again - as in taht,
comes in and bartender goes.. your come c*nt superman..

also pago's joke is wrong on previous page..

A Blind drunk man stumbles out of a bar and is falling down the street, looking for a place to have a piss he goes down an alley and falls over trash bags and in all the commotion a nun come down to help him out.
she reach down to help him up and steady him.
all of a sudden he hits her and starts kicking her when she falls to the ground and beats the shit out of her.
"heh, not so tough tonight, are you batman"

what do you call a chinese kid going around in circles in a microwave?

Ping!

That's because your version isn't an atheist joke.

I got more:

There was third grade teacher who had just become a born again Christian. She asked her class if any of them were born again Christians. Not knowing what a born again christian was, but wanting to please the teacher, they all raised their hands, except for little Sarah. The teacher asked her why she didn't raise her hand.
'Well I'm an atheist,' she replied.
'Why are you an atheist?' the teacher asked.
'Well my dad's an atheist and my mom's an atheist, and I'm not very religious myself, so I'm an atheist.'
'Well that's no reason,' the teacher replied, 'what if your parents were both morons?'
Little Sarah perked her head up and smiled then replied,'Well then I'd be a born again christian.'
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Also cool:

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

Funny:D

that's what she said! ;p

who?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that%27s%20what%20she%20said

first explanation ;)

I knew that not many people would not know what does it mean ;p this saying is popular in usa mostly. I heard it in The Office (great sitcom by the way) meaning is really hard to explain but it's really funny ;)
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yeah.. theres a group on facebook who want a "thats what she wants" button (like the "like" one you can click on comments by other people)

1 normal and 2 scientific jokes!




A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man:
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say, can and will be held against you."
The drunk replies: "Tits."



2 atoms bump into eachother on the street. The first atom yells: "Oh my god, I've lost an elektron!". "Are you sure?", the second one replies. "Yes, I'm positive!"


Two electrons are sitting in a bar. The first one says "I met a photon yesterday."
The other asks "How was it?"
- "Exciting."

last one amused me as i hadnt seen it before :)