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Subject: Jokes
Why is global warming bad for Sokker?
Because the Poles are melting
Because the Poles are melting
hahaha good one :)
like the hiding attribute also :)
good way to do it
like the hiding attribute also :)
good way to do it
ill try to translate one....
there were two guys at the beach drinking wine. It was a night. One of them said: Oh, just look at the beauty of the full moon, its so nice, it reminds me of my girlfriends face... Does it remind anything to you?... Another one: Well. hmmm... I think it reminds me of an ass hole...
the first one: what?! come on what you described is dark and negative, and moon now is bright and shiny
second one: No, you didnt understand me, we are inside
there were two guys at the beach drinking wine. It was a night. One of them said: Oh, just look at the beauty of the full moon, its so nice, it reminds me of my girlfriends face... Does it remind anything to you?... Another one: Well. hmmm... I think it reminds me of an ass hole...
the first one: what?! come on what you described is dark and negative, and moon now is bright and shiny
second one: No, you didnt understand me, we are inside
Did you hear about the gay midget...???
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he came out of the cupbord
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he came out of the cupbord
A man and a woman meet at a party
"Hello gorgeous"he said "What's your name?"
"Carmen" she replied.
"What a beautiful name, Your parents named you well"
"Actually" she said "I named myself, after the 2 most important things in my life"
"So,, what's your name?" She asked.
"B.J Titsangolf" he replied
"Hello gorgeous"he said "What's your name?"
"Carmen" she replied.
"What a beautiful name, Your parents named you well"
"Actually" she said "I named myself, after the 2 most important things in my life"
"So,, what's your name?" She asked.
"B.J Titsangolf" he replied
"Actually" she said "I named myself, after the 2 most important things in my life"
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lol, I have just read on our forum, try to translate it:
A guy steps into a bar and asks for a bottle of vodka and 2 glasses. The barman asks: 'Why 2 glasses?'. The guy says: 'A friend of mine fights in Irak and he asked me to drink for him a glass too... '
The same guy comes the next day, but orders a bottle of vodka and only one glass. The barman asks carefully: 'Something bad happenned to your friend? I hope he is still alive...'
'He didn't die man, I gave up drinking' answers the nasty one :P
A guy steps into a bar and asks for a bottle of vodka and 2 glasses. The barman asks: 'Why 2 glasses?'. The guy says: 'A friend of mine fights in Irak and he asked me to drink for him a glass too... '
The same guy comes the next day, but orders a bottle of vodka and only one glass. The barman asks carefully: 'Something bad happenned to your friend? I hope he is still alive...'
'He didn't die man, I gave up drinking' answers the nasty one :P
u didn't got it???
he was drinking for the guy from war....
he was drinking for the guy from war....
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!". Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,- "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"
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After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!". Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,- "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"
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