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Subject: Jokes
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Scarborough,
parts of Leeds and everywhere in Wales
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Scarborough,
parts of Leeds and everywhere in Wales
Your mom was going to dentist. Then she fall at stairs. Then she watched her hand and it was red. Then she saw that it was only ketchup. It was under her.
Over
Over
What do you call a Mexican who's had his car stolen?
Carlos.
Carlos.
What do call an man in the middle of an Ocean?
Bob.
Bob.
jimmy's joke i udnerstood, playing on words Carlos=car loss
but with bob didn't get it , can you please illuminate me?
but with bob didn't get it , can you please illuminate me?
A floating person is said to 'bob' (float) in the water.
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell
wha do you call a mexican firefighter?
jose (hose A)
:)
jose (hose A)
:)
