Subject: »Translation topic

Clovenhoof, thx. Can you translate also reply for me? : Yes, he is great, thanks.

here you have:


tak, jest wspaniały, dzięki.

thanks one more time

you welcome :)

uuuuuuuuuu nieee za slaby :/

ing english please;)

uuuuuuuuuu noooo too weak :/


:)

thanks;)

odpusc bo mi potrzebny!!

what does it mean?

stop bidding him, I need him!!

;)

thanks

I got a really strange postcard from St. Petersburg, Russia last summer, but I can't figure out what it really means..

The front is divided in four parts, like this:

a | b
-----
c | d

a: picture of a man with a gun to his own head, with the text "Не те обои?"

b: picture of the same man in a small boat, with a rope around his neck with a stone attached to it, and the text: "Не тот светильник?"

c: picture of the same man once again, this time he's looking like he'll throw himself off a tall building, with the text: "Не те портьеры?"

d: picture of the same guy, with the head on the railway tracks, with the text: "Не тот паркет?"

backside: The same guy, but here he's looking really cheerful, has a big smile on his face, and it has two lines of text, like this:

"Купи новые!

Со скидкой
30%"

Anyone with knowledge to Russian who can tell me what it means? The only thing I've kind of figured out is that the line on the back ("Купи новые!", or "Kupy novyje") means "Buy a new one" or something.. Help?

edit: I could scan it and post it to the web if necessary.
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don't anybody know? :(

edit: Front side
Back side
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I knew a few russian three years ago... but I forgot it...

a: not right wallpaper?
b: not correct lightning?
c: not right curtains?
d: not right parquet?

backside:buy new ones,with discount 30%!

Thanks! But why would anyone put that on a postcard? :P

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