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Subject: The road to Paradise!
Roddy has been spotted celebrating with the John Bhoys players. Speculation over a £30M move to Paradise...
He's welcome to come & get his picture taken with the trophy in the offshore container tomorrow morning!
The team played a match. Income from tickets was 42 177 £. 2014-09-10 21:29:42
£42k gate receipts for a friendly match? Get right in there! Must be my new record. #MONEY!
£42k gate receipts for a friendly match? Get right in there! Must be my new record. #MONEY!
Championeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
3 training next week! That's what I'm talking about!
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3 training next week! That's what I'm talking about!
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Championeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 4 in a row!
What a Sunday! One of the jammiest wins ever for John Bhoys FC! And two more weeks of free training!
I'd like to dedicate this 4th title win to rtg & Ronny Deila's bhoys! Get in there!
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Championeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 5 in a row!
I'd like to dedicate this 5th title win to rtg, Ronny Deila, Sepp Blatter, mikey & Roy Aitken. Get in there!
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Championeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 6 in a row!
I'd like to dedicate this 6th title win to rtg, John Collins, Adam Rooney, mikey & Chris Sutton. Get in there!
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I'd like to dedicate this 7th title win to rtg, the Mexican U21 manager, Sinbadaca the sailor, Andy Walker & King Henrik.
CHAMPIONS AGAIN!! 9 IN A ROW!!
The club has announced it will build a statue of JMPunk outside the newly named "9 IN A ROW PARADISE ARENA".
I'd like to dedicate this historic 9th title win to rtg, Brother Walfrid, mansid, Stevie, Big Jock, Mikey, Brendan, King Henrik, Dante Marcos & my fellow Punks!!
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Well done min, another one for the cabinet!
And the other good news tonight is Mikie Posner... It's looks like he took a pil in Ibiza after that 1-1 draw to blow auto promote wide open!
And the other good news tonight is Mikie Posner... It's looks like he took a pil in Ibiza after that 1-1 draw to blow auto promote wide open!
Aye, 2 more wins & you're coming up! Next time rtg logs in he might see 3 Punks in the Premier. He'll not be happy about that!
He will be on the phone to his mate Alan from the community centre, the next thing him, diesel, Alan nae wifi, the boy fay hearts and ryeback iron will return!!!!!!
WE'VE WON THE LEAGUE AGAIN, FLY THE FLAG, FLY THE FLAG!! 10 IN A ROW!!
Club manager JMPunk said "It's been another great double winning season & we are delighted to become the first Scottish team ever to win 10 Premier league titles in a row. I will now take the next two weeks to contemplate my retirement from the game. I mean, Roddy MacHardy needs to win a title sometime before he retires."
I'd like to dedicate this historic 10th title win to rtg, Brother Walfrid, the Denmark U21 team, AMPunk's goalkeeper, Dante Marcos & the recently departed mikey.
See ye all & have a Merry Christmas!