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Chuck Norris FC [3982]

Owner: Logged_out - online

Joined: 2005-10-25 Language: English

Last matches:
Division III.06 Chuck Norris FC -:- Oxford United F.C.

Junior Division II Polonia Darlington 0:5 Chuck Norris FC

Chuck Norris News

Chuck is seriously tough!

2009-12-24 18:12

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it`s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.


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Forestman 2023-03-08

Happy New Year 2022 and especially health for you and your loved ones

Krzysztof 2022-01-02

Thanks chuck ^^

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