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Chuck is seriously tough!
2009-12-24 18:12
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it`s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris press release...the facts!
2020-11-25 20:54
Congratulations Leicester City FC
2016-05-13 16:49
Mart Kapp breaks the 400 goal barrier
2010-02-24 12:03
Buddha`s Boots
2010-02-03 16:43
Chuck is seriously tough!
2009-12-24 18:12
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
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Chuck news flash
2008-06-11 20:54
Even `Google` know the score!
2008-03-28 17:06
More facts about the Mighty Chuck
2008-01-10 22:04
Chuck Norris Facts are hard to swallow
2006-12-21 18:53
Oof
Forestman 2023-03-08Happy New Year 2022 and especially health for you and your loved ones
Krzysztof 2022-01-02Thanks chuck ^^
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